(Disclaimer: This is a very old joke and retold by Billy Crystal in the movie, American Sweethearts.)
A man goes to see his rabbi:
Man: I think my wife is trying to kill me.
Rabbi: Oh?
Man: Yes, I think she is trying to poison me.
Rabbi: Let me go talk with you wife and I will get back to you.
Later that day:
Man: And?
Rabbi: I spent over 3 hours with your wife. Take the poison.
A Joke From the Borscht Belt
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from The Forward newspaper...
10 Funny Jewish Jokes
https://forward.com/schmooze/421730/the ... ish-jokes/
from The Forward newspaper...
10 Funny Jewish Jokes
https://forward.com/schmooze/421730/the ... ish-jokes/
Jewish Haiku
https://www.gluckman.com/harry/Jewish%20Haiku.htm
example:
Is one Nobel Prize
so much to ask from a child
after all I've done?
https://www.gluckman.com/harry/Jewish%20Haiku.htm
example:
Is one Nobel Prize
so much to ask from a child
after all I've done?