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I like fried chicken!!!!

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Eino
Posts: 28
Joined: 5 years ago
Location: Delaware USA

I like fried chicken!!!!

Post by Eino » 5 years ago

Our teacher asked me what my favorite animal was?
I said, "Fried chicken."
She said that I wasn't funny!
She couldn't have been more wrong, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth.
I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he laughed too.
He said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed too.
He told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite "live animal" was???
I told her it was chicken.
She asked me why?
So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office.
He laughed again, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand.
My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person that I admired the most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders".


Guess where the f**k I am now..
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Tawney
Posts: 21
Joined: 5 years ago
Location: Ontario, Canada

Post by Tawney » 5 years ago

OMG I sure needed a laugh and you gave me one today.  I never looked in jokes before however I think it should be a regular stop. Thank you for this Jojo.

lynn
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Post by lynn » 5 years ago

LOL!

Aquarius
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Joined: 13 years ago

Post by Aquarius » 4 years ago

:-) a joke this is to be
yet I can under stand how it can also be a 'reality'
in my life time I had experiences since child hood of adults who wig out some times when I speak the truth

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