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A Joke From the Borscht Belt

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2020 5:27 pm
by lily
(Disclaimer: This is a very old joke and retold by Billy Crystal in the movie, American Sweethearts.)

A man goes to see his rabbi:

Man: I think my wife is trying to kill me.
Rabbi: Oh?
Man: Yes, I think she is trying to poison me.
Rabbi: Let me go talk with you wife and I will get back to you.

Later that day:

Man: And?
Rabbi: I spent over 3 hours with your wife. Take the poison.