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A few more smilies to share

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 9:49 pm
by Vols Fan
Q:  What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A:  A thesaurus.

Q:  Why don't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?
A:  Because they're really good at it.

Q:  How does NASA organize their company parties?
A:  They planet.

Q:  Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
A:  Because the "p" is silent.

Q:  What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?
A:  Tooth-hurty.

Q:  What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A:  A rain of terror.

Q:  What do you call a big pile of kittens?
A:  A meowntain.