HelloKit: logging is on
haa: HI SO AM I
jody: hiya Mooooooo...... it seems that who ever was using MY name has left the system
Mimi_: register it, Jody, quick!!!
jody: how do I do that?
* Mooooooo is prepared
Mimi_: er...ask Daniel
jody: dan?
Mimi_: I forgot :o(
Mooooooo: type /msg nickserv register PASSWORD
HelloKit: Type /msg nickserv register password
HelloKit: jinx
Mimi_: thanks guys
Mimi_: OK, I'm never going to forget that as long as I live
* Mooooooo looks at his watch :o)
* HelloKit gets out her virtual microphone...
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* Mimi_ slaps Mimi_ around a bit with a (insert marine
jody: so 'jody' is now my password?
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Mimi_: it's your nick :o)
Mimi_: congratulations Jody
Mooooooo: wb John
Mimi_: the other Jody is going to be real disappointed next time :o)
jody: oooooh, I feel...... so new
HelloKit: ARE WE READY?
Mimi_: READY
Mooooooo: Carly, dont use BOLD
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aurex: ready
jody: okay
Mooooooo: its hard to read
chill: yes
Mimi_: Hey Micko!!! :o)
HelloKit: OKAY
Micko: hiya
aurex: 10
aurex: 9
aurex: 8
aurex: 7
aurex: 6
aurex: 5
HelloKit: HOW ABOUT UNDERLINE?
aurex: 4
aurex: 3
Mooooooo: no
aurex: 2
Mooooooo: just CAPS
aurex: 1
HelloKit: K
* Mimi_ chuckles
aurex: 000000
Mimi_: blast off
jody: blast off!!!!
HelloKit: LOL
jody: jinx
Mimi_: jody...JINX!
haa: IS THIS A JOKE?
jody: you owe me a beer
Mimi_: haha
Mimi_: yep, I sure do :o)
HelloKit: DOES ANYONE HAVE A JOKE TO START US OFF WITH?
Mimi_: what??
Micko: Disabled or not, you need a sense of humor when you're moving house.
haa: NOT ME
Mimi_: I didn't mean to do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mimi_: sorry
aurex: you mean!!!
* Mimi_ looks really small
jody: they sure do
Mimi_: it was a total accident I swear
Mooooooo: np
HelloKit: WAS THAT YOUR JOKE, MIMI? J/K
Mimi_: *LOL*
Mimi_: nope
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aurex: lol
nate__: hay all
Mimi_: hey nate :o)
aurex: hi
aurex: where are the jokes?
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aurex: wb
HelloKit: MIMI, YOU HAVE A JOKE?
* Mimi_ publicly apologizes to Keith
jody: I only have blond jokes
Mimi_: yes :o)
Mimi_: ok....
Mimi_: What do you get when an epileptic falls into a lettuce patch?
HelloKit: LOL JODY
Mimi_: anyone?
Mooooooo: After a few jokes, I have some serious questions
jody: what?
Mimi_: A seizure salad.
jody: LOL
Mooooooo: LOL
HelloKit: LOL!
aurex: lol
nate__: lol
HelloKit: I LIKE THAT ONE...
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Mooooooo: any more?
haa: HI CATZ
Mimi_: Q: What is the definition of self destruction??
jody: ?
DopeHat: haveing major problems
Mimi_: A: An epileptic leppar
Mooooooo: LOL again!
jody: lol
Sal: help! I do not understand a bit!
HelloKit: LOL
jody: Okay.... this is not really a joke but a definition....
Mimi_: what don't you understand, Sal?
Sal: sorry.. no habla bien english
jody: I'm sure we could all relate to it....
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DopeHat: i tried to make a wav and it ended up being 20meg
Mimi_: hey hiheel girl
Mooooooo: welcome back hiHeelgrl :o)
Mimi_: oops :o)
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hiHeelgrl: hi
Mimi_: hey Denise :o)
Mooooooo: Amazin!!!
Amazin1: Hey all
Mimi_: Keith, are you not speaking to me?
HelloKit: EVERYONE, CATZ IS JOHN'S DAUGHTER, CINDY - THE ONE WE'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT! :o)
Mooooooo: Wooohooooo!!!!!!
aurex: hey catz!
Catz: hi
Mooooooo: Welcome Catz!!!!!!
jody: hello....
DopeHat: sorry mimi
aurex: how'r you feeling after your surgery?
Mimi_: welcome Catz!! :o)
Catz: fine could be better
aurex: good...
HelloKit: MOOOOOOO, YOU SAID YOU HAD SOME QUESTIONS, SO I'M GONNA HAND IT TO YOU FOR A WHILE...
jody: more humor anyone?
Mimi_: jody...go for it
DopeHat: has the meeting started
Catz: any good surgery jokes?
jody: what is the best part of a doctor's job?
haa: CATZ DO YOU HAVE THE COMPUTER PET CATZ?
Catz: what
Mimi_: ?
aurex: ?
DopeHat: ping me
jody: telling the CEO of an HMO that his surgery isn't covered by his insurance....
Mooooooo: what Jody? :o)
Mimi_: *LOL*
HelloKit: LOL
Catz: no haa i don't
aurex: lol
Mimi_: cool, Jody :o)
jody: saw it in the paper today....
jody: it is now on my fridge
Mooooooo: LOL
Mooooooo: Ok, I have some phychological questions about disability humor.../
Mooooooo: 1. How do you feel about jokes relating to disabilities in general?
Mimi_: ./mode Mimi serious
jody: psychology? that requires thinking... right?
jody: I'm rather easygoing so it doesn't really bother me....
Mimi_: I think they're great...laughter is the best medicine :o)
jody: but....
Amazin1: jokes are jokes.....
hiHeelgrl: don't bother me
haa: THEY ARE REALCUTE KITTENS THAT RUN ALL OVER YOUR DESK TOP AND CAN BE DOWNLOADED FREE
jody: if I knew someone else was sensitive, I'd be careful around him/her
Mooooooo: 2. How do you feel about them when in a group of people who are disabled? Meaning, are you not offended but worry about the others being offended?
* HelloKit agrees with jody.
jody: besides....... laughter is the best medicine
Mimi_: jinx jody
jody: it's been proven
Mimi_: now you owe me a beer :o)
jody: LOL.... what brand?
* HelloKit doesn't tell disabled jokes unless she knows the
DopeHat: no
Mimi_: um...actually I'm not drinking now :o)
jody: ;)
Mooooooo: 3. How do you feel about them when they are told by someone who is *not* disabled? As an example, a non-disabled friend has a bumpersticker that says 'Be kind to the handicapped, they're fun to watch'.
* hiHeelgrl doesn't know any disabled jokes
Mimi_: I agree with Carly :o)
DopeHat: darn mimi
hiHeelgrl: that is sick
Mimi_: what Keith?
Amazin1: I don't tell any type of jokes unless I know not to be offended
HelloKit: It depends on what the non-disabled person's attitude is.
Mimi_: right, it depends on how they mean it
Mooooooo: He's ambivelent
Mooooooo: Doesnt matter to him
jody: well.... if the disabled person has a cute butt.... he might be fun to watch. Right Mimi?
Mimi_: if they're a good friend they should be able to laugh with you at your difficulties
Mimi_: darn tootin *g*
* Mooooooo is 33, single, male, christian, heterosexual,
hiHeelgrl: I agree mimi
aurex: i agree
Mooooooo: emphasis on: last girlfriend said I had a very cute butt
HelloKit: If they are doing it to be malicious, then of course I would be offended. But my boyfriend tells disabled jokes and that doesn't bother me.
Mooooooo: /:o)
hiHeelgrl: let me see Mooooo
jody: if I can't laugh at myself then who can?
Mimi_: emphasis on 'Daneil is now available'
Mooooooo: Not even a little bit, carly?
HelloKit: No, not at all.
Mimi_: exactly, jody
Mooooooo: hiHeelgrl LOL. Do ya have $5? :o)
haa: SOMETIMES I SAY SOMETHING FUNNY BUT IT IS AN ACCIDENT
hiHeelgrl: turn around Moooo
Mimi_: *L* haa
DopeHat: Keith is available
* jody moooooo should put his 'cute butt' on his web site
aurex: BYE EVERYBODY
Mooooooo: see ya Sal :o)
nate__: i dont like the bumpersticker that sead men are like parking spaces all the good ones are taken and the olny ones left are handicapped
Mimi_: take it easy Sal :o)
Mooooooo: ROFL!!!!
nate__: bye sal
HelloKit: That's not funny.
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HelloKit: What's wrong with a disabled man?
* Micko just started a new relasionship with a non-disabled
jody: I always thought that the best parking spaces were those that were handicapped....
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* HelloKit grins.
haa: I DO NOT LIKE THAT BUMPER
jody: isn't that why everyone wants them?
Mimi_: *LOL* jody
nate__: i sure dont
Micko: & she hasn't told any disabled jokes yet
Mooooooo: It can be interpreted both ways
Mimi_: cool, Mick, congrats :o)
Micko: do y'think she'll ever tell one?
Mimi_: probably, Mick :o)
jody: maybe..... if she feels comfy with you
HelloKit: Do you want her to, Micko?
Micko: good, i hope she wont walk on egg shells around me
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Micko: yes of course
Mimi_: that's exactly how I feel about it
HelloKit: She will... Chris was real shy about it at first.
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Mimi_: JF has yet to tell an epileptic joke but he laughs at the ones I tell him
Mimi_: wb gals :o)
jody: thank you
Micko: I've only been disabled 3 years & i used to tell them before
Mooooooo: welcome back
jody: hell..... I've been a gimp for 26 years and I still tell them
Micko: gimp? whats that
Amazin1: I think it makes a difference if you were born with a disability or acquired later in life
jody: someone who limps
Amazin1: how they take the joke, that is
Mooooooo: gimp is someone with an obvious disability
hiHeelgrl: I've been for 13
Mooooooo: good point :o)
DopeHat: like me
Mimi_: why is that?
* Amazin1 was born with hers....
Micko: mimi_ the e-mails have dried up!
Mimi_: awwww....wasn't it your turn Mick?
hiHeelgrl: hmmm....guess I'm a gimp...never been called that though...that I know of
* Mooooooo is an official gimp
* Mimi_ is an honorary gimp :o)
Amazin1: Is Gimp an acceptable word or not?
haa: I HAVE A 20 YEAR HISTORY OF DISABILITY AND STILL CANNOTTELL A GOOD JOKE
jody: my brother and sister call me that...... or Mighty Munchkin.... which ever
jody: doesn't bother me
Mooooooo: Only when gimps say it :o)
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Micko: yeap i suppose so but u pissed of on holidays(vacation)
HelloKit: It is slang... some people are offended, some are not.
Mooooooo: hi pider!
Mimi_: that's true, Mick
Mimi_: hey pider :o)
hiHeelgrl: I don't think I like it...course I don't like being called blonde either
pider: howdy...
Amazin1: I know what it is.....just wondering
Mooooooo: I don't mind most disability jokes, unless they become relentless
jody: is your hair blond?
Mooooooo: one after another
hiHeelgrl: yup
DopeHat: i'm not offended if a gimp calls me a gimp
jody: mine too..... blond jokes don't bother me.....
jody: fat butt jokes do
hiHeelgrl: some are pretty nasty
Mimi_: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT SOMEONE WITH A DIFFERENT DISABILITY TELLING A JOKE ABOUT ONE LIKE YOURS? (i.e. epileptic tells gimp joke)
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jody: there aren't many jokes about arthritis....
Mimi_: hey lex :o)
DopeHat: don't mind
HelloKit: I arm wrestled Chris yesterday and told him he couldn't use any muscle - it would be unfair since I don't have any arm muscles.
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Micko: don't mind
younguy: hello
Mooooooo: hey shawn!
younguy: sorry I'm late
younguy: Wjat did I miss
Mooooooo: Mimi, it all depended on the intent
younguy: What
haa: THERE IS NOTHING FASTER THAN A ONE ARMED PAINTER WITH CRABS
Mooooooo: but I dont usually mind
Mooooooo: shawn, you missed 30 mins
Mimi_: *L* haa
jody: LOL
Mooooooo: LOL
DopeHat: hehe
Micko: HelloKit: I'll left arm wrestle u, that would be a fair match!
younguy: I meant the subject matter
jody: how 'bout.... busier than a one-legged man in a butt kicking contest
Mimi_: :oD
hiHeelgrl: oh that is close to home!
haa: MY 15 Y OLD GAVE ME THATONE
Mimi_: cool :o)
Mooooooo: shawn, its best to go back and read the log
haa: GOOD JODY
Mimi_: OK...
Mooooooo: I like it :o)
DopeHat: What do you do when someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?
jody: what?
* Mimi_ knows this one :o)
younguy: ok
DopeHat: Throw in the laundry.
Amazin1: lol...Dope
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nate__: lol
jody: :)
hiHeelgrl: that's bad!
Mooooooo: howdy Eagle
Mimi_: *g*
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Mimi_: you took one of mine Keith :o)
^Penguin^: What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?
^Penguin^: Seizure Salad
jody: you guys want to know sick humor?
Mimi_: *LOL* you're stealing all my jokes :o)
hiHeelgrl: what?
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DopeHat: sorry mimi
jody: we had a snowy owl rushed to us at the zoo
Mimi_: np Keith :o)
haa: I LIKE THE BATHTUB JOKE
Mimi_: what for?
jody: it was hit by a commuter train and lost both wings
Mimi_: awww
jody: the keepers named it Choo-Cchoo
HelloKit: LOL
HelloKit: That's mean...
DopeHat: i have one thats about me
Mimi_: poor thing
Mimi_: lets have it Keith
jody: he's doing well.....
nate__: what keith?
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jody: go for it DH
Mooooooo: heya wheelo!
DopeHat: The definition of chaos:
wheelo: evenin'
Amazin1: hi, 'lo
DopeHat: A bus-load of Jerry's kids passing a magnet factory!
* Mimi_ chuckles
Mooooooo: LOL!!
jody: lol
DopeHat: heh
jody: dogs gotta go..... be back in ten
Mooooooo: k
Mimi_: k :o)
Mimi_: jinx
haa: THERE IS A VERY SMALL BOY WHO LIVES ACROSS THE STREET AND MY GIRL CALLS HIM INCHES
Mooooooo: For the benifit of those who came late or must leave early, the complete meeting log can be downloaded from http://members.tripod.com/~disabled
^Penguin^: of course everyone has heard about the blind guy who walks down the aisle of the store knocking everything off the shelf with his cane....
hiHeelgrl: oh if this a meeting I should leave
^Penguin^: clerk asks him 'Can I help you,sir?'
Mooooooo: no stay!!!!!!!
^Penguin^: 'Nah, just lookin''
Mimi_: stay Hiheel!!!!!
Mimi_: *LOL*
Mooooooo: hiHeelgrl, dont leave!!!!
Mooooooo: LOL!!
nate__: lol
hiHeelgrl: don't you have to be a member ?
nate__: nop
Mimi_: nope :o)
HelloKit: No, of course not, Hi heel..
* ^Penguin^ is not a member, just the Presindent
^Penguin^: lol
nate__: nop=nope
HelloKit: LOL
Mooooooo: Nope, just have to be able to breath :o)
DopeHat: don't leave
HelloKit: Not necessarily...
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* ^Penguin^ is not disabled, but has worked for and with
^Penguin^: Mooooooo, did oyu ever see my list post about Recording for the blind?
Mooooooo: nope
* ^Penguin^ checks his files....
^Penguin^: I'll fwd it to you if i still have it
Mooooooo: cool :o)
^Penguin^: i volunteered for them for several years
Mimi_: What's blue and does'nt fit anymore?
^Penguin^: ? Mimi
nate__: what mimi?
Mooooooo: ?
chill: 501s
Mimi_: A dead epileptic.
Mooooooo: LOL
Mimi_: *g*
^Penguin^: ouch!
DopeHat: What do you call a quadriplegic in your mailbox?
^Penguin^: <snicker>
Amazin1: .....now that's bad...mimi...LOL
Mooooooo: what keith?
chill: stuck
DopeHat: bill
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Mooooooo: ROFL!
Catz: hi
Mooooooo: hiya Catz :o)
^Penguin^: in front of your door....Matt
^Penguin^: on your wall....Art
Mimi_: *L*
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Mimi_: in your pool?
DopeHat: i have more moo
Mooooooo: in the pool... Bob
laidback: hi all
Mimi_: yep :o)
Mooooooo: hey laidback!
Mooooooo: ok keith :o)
laidback: hi moooo!
laidback: how r u?
* ^Penguin^ loves the disabled
chill: hiya
^Penguin^: If it werent for them I nevver WOULD find a place to park
DopeHat: who tastes like water?
hiHeelgrl: oh that is nice penguin
^Penguin^: hehehe
* ^Penguin^ doesnt even have a car :P
HelloKit: LOL
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Mooooooo: what kieth?
Mimi_: wb Mick
DopeHat: bud
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laidback: brb lag
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Catz: I have a question
nate__: what catz?
Mooooooo: ik xatz!
Micko: what
Mooooooo: i dont get it keith
Catz: Why don't they make mouse flavored cat food
Mooooooo: Would YOU want to be the taste tester????
HelloKit: LOL... Catz I know the answer to that question...
Catz: ROFL
DopeHat: What do you call a quadriplegic who tastes like water?
DopeHat: bud
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Catz: What is the answer kit
wheelo: ok... let's try this again
Mooooooo: wb weelo!
HelloKit: No one's stupid enough to taste a mouse and then the cat food to make sure it is in fact mouse-flavored...
^Penguin^: anyone here seen mothballs?
Catz: would the cat know the diffrence
Mimi_: *LOL*
hiHeelgrl: yuk!
nate__: lol
HelloKit: Owie... my hands hurt.
hiHeelgrl: why?
^Penguin^: How the hell do you get them to spread their legs for you?
^Penguin^: lol
Mooooooo: LOL
* HelloKit slaps ^Penguin^ around a bit with a slice of
^Penguin^: abtually
^Penguin^: actually
* Mimi_ chortles
DopeHat: What do you call a quadriplegic with a cut on his face?
Catz: What's a cats favorite ice cream?
* HelloKit isn't gonna be able to do much more typing...
Mooooooo: what Catz? :o)
nate__: sorry kit
Catz: mice cream
Mooooooo: LOL!
Mimi_: *LOL*
Mimi_: cute :o)
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haa: NICE
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HelloKit: Hey!!!
DopeHat: What do you call a quadriplegic with a cut on his face?
HelloKit: Keep it clean...
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Mimi_: what, Keith?
DopeHat: nick
Micko: dopehat. i don't know
Mimi_: *L* sheesh !
wheelo: 3 old guys are sitting on a park bench...
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younguy: well got to go
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Mimi_: BRB
wheelo: ... the first one says, ' I'd give anything to be able to have a really good number one every day
nate__: see ya later younguy
younguy: ok
Mooooooo: see ya shawn!
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DopeHat: ok
wheelo: the second says, 'I'd give anything to be able to have a really good number two every day'
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Micko: what have u gotta do 2 get ops in here?
wheelo: ...the 3rd says, 'well... every day i have a really good number one at 7am... and every day i have a really good number two at 8am... and i wish i didn't.'
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Mooooooo: Micko, you have to turn into one of us :o)
Micko: i already am!
wheelo: ...the other two guys ask, 'so what's your problem'?
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Micko: surely you could do with a UK op!
jody: hey! what'd I miss?
wheelo: ... he answers, 'i don't get up till 9'
HelloKit: LOL
DopeHat: lol
Mooooooo: For the benefit of those who came late or must leave early, the complete meeting log can be downloaded from http://members.tripod.com/~disabled
nate__: lol
Mooooooo: LOL!!!!!
jody: yeah, yeah, yeah Mooooooo
Amazin1: bye all...have a great night!
haa: LOL
DopeHat: ok
wheelo: bye A1
nate__: see ya amazin
haa: LOL
Mooooooo: Bye Denise :o)
jody: Dan...... I'm trying your recipe for water on the rocks. Not bad......
DopeHat: see ya
Micko: <wheelo>, i don't get it?
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