WonderW: I'm waiting to see if more people are coming
anny1: k
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ROCK-: we have 5
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WonderW: that's fine
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WonderW: ok, todays eeting is on songs (or rhymes) from a disability perspective
WonderW: there aren't any rules, just jump in
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WonderW: I did one to get us started
WonderW: I cannot think of a meeting song, the red tape for Hud has been too long, they say I do not qualify,
WonderW: are they blind? do they not have eyes? I beg to differ, so I try to get them to think critically, but all they say is wait and see
WonderW: Baclofen, Baclofen, anti-spasmodic med, you reduce my spasms, and fog up my head, I may not scale a wall with you, but when people say Zonk out I really do.
WonderW: Baclofen, baclofen, some say you do not work; sometimes you do, sometimes you are beserk, but the neurologists all have a heyday, they make signs (a la Burger King) which read Have baclofen your way
WonderW: I rather like baclofen, it loosens me up, next week, the doctor's say I'll be able to hold a cup, this will be momentous, and really cool....the week after, I'll work on my tendency to drool.
WonderW: Baclofen, Baclofen, anti-spasmodic med, you reduce my spasms and fog up my head, but the very best thing about you, by far, is that when my eyes are glazed, I look like a MOVIE STAR!
WonderW: The crowds gather round me, they beg me to sing, and so through the valleys my operatic voice rings.
Mooooooo: lol
WonderW: gosh, you never know how long they are till you paste
WonderW: but that's the basic idea
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WonderW: anyone have any?
ROCK-: if I typed that good I'd have a job.
woz: heh
woz: hehe
zlie-: froze
WonderW: lol, no, I typed and copied/pasted it
ROCK-: I'd still have a job
zlie-: hi beat
Mooooooo: if I typed that good I'd have a job.
Mooooooo: instead of on chat with this weird gimpy mob
zlie-: hey guys what are we talking about here
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WonderW: lol, go Daniel!
Mooooooo: we're making up songs
zlie-: ?????
woz: hehe a zantac a day keeps the ulcer away
zlie-: hahahaha............
Mooooooo: lol
anny1: ahhhh
zlie-: don't be afraid if u have to pay
WonderW: but since I don't, here I am with you all, that is, of course, until I have a grand mal
Mooooooo: lol
WonderW: lol, good, I like those
ROCK-: me too::)
woz: splatter bo datter my screen is a mess
zlie-: :)
zlie-: what' sup woz?
Mooooooo: unless you're a cow in a state of undress
WonderW: if it had any more water, it would be home of the Loch Ness
zlie-: euuuuuuuh1
WonderW: lol]
Kark: lol
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Mooooooo: which is quite often, i must confess
woz: a touch cush would be nice then my touch would be plush
WonderW: spasms, oh spasms, you twist me all up, the mention of such humor makes zlie leave in a huff
ROCK-: lets have a little control,woz that was great
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woz: you have to slurr the plush
WonderW: plushhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mooooooo: so if you're on chat and you choose to be naked
WonderW: like that?
Mooooooo: its safer than out in the sun where you butt would be baked
zlie-: yuck!
WonderW: lol
woz: aarg
zlie-: burnt
Mooooooo: burnt doesnt rhyle
woz: hehe baked buns
Mooooooo: rhyme either
ROCK-: I'll have a gran mal videoed then somebody can name dance to it
WonderW: well, no one said Daniel was politically correct
anny1: guess that would be a hind quarter on mooooooo
WonderW: lol
zlie-: grand mal?????
Mooooooo: better to be anatomically correct than politically correct
ROCK-: lol
woz: rofl
anny1: hehe
woz: polish peeping tom
zlie-: see u guys later
zlie-: have a nice day
Mooooooo: gimp gimp gimp olay olay olay
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Mooooooo: fall on floor all day all day all day
Mooooooo: ricky martin
WonderW: the epileptic dance, which originated is france, is a dance that's the rage during a seizure, we really, really are confounded by it's charm, but alas, we can't do it at leisure
WonderW: lol, Daniel
Mooooooo: lol
anny1: the anti-convulsants they stop me from shakin' cuz it's the srong ones i'm takin'
Mooooooo: lol
anny1: brb
WonderW: lol
woz: hehe taking or fakeing
Beat: As we walk thought life we pick flowers and stop , to see the Beatiful of them. as we move on dark clouds begin to roll in unpon us and agian we stop pounder why, and then we see within us a god that has made it all we pounder no longer, for we hisa hands has made it all!
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Mooooooo: hi just
Beat: got to
woz: just sing us a song
Mooooooo: sing... sing a song....
Just_me: make it simple to last the whole year long
Mooooooo: watch us gimp, just sing a long
Mooooooo: lol
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Mooooooo: hi huey
huey`ette: hi
Mooooooo: all our songs are good enough
Beat: Got to go guy may catch you later Not Sure Bye all!
WonderW: lol
Mooooooo: even though they seem so rough
WonderW: these are great
Mooooooo: we got beat, we got beat, we got beat
Mooooooo: until he leaves
WonderW: lol
Mooooooo: see the gimps, roll'n down the street
Mooooooo: because some of us cant stand on our feet
Mooooooo: we got beat, we got beat, we got beat
Mooooooo: until he leaves
Mooooooo: bangels :o)
Mooooooo: 1980's
WonderW: yep
woz: my back is all flack but just give it a wack and i will give you a weez
woz: please
WonderW: lol
Mooooooo: lol
huey`ette: :)
huey`ette: oh jeeze
woz: hehe hu
woz: re type
WonderW: Louise
Mooooooo: good golly gimp molly... you sure like to fall
anny1: come on everybody lets do the seizure boogie get down, get down, get down
Mooooooo: good golly gimp mooOOOOooooolly... you sure like to falllll
WonderW: lol
Mooooooo: you fall to east
Mooooooo: you fall to the west
Mooooooo: you fell on my clothes and wrinkled my vest
WonderW: you fall to the spasm that grabs you the best
WonderW: lol
Mooooooo: lol
Just_me: weebles woobles but they dont fall down
anny1: hehe
huey`ette: :) that was good
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anny1: shake rattle and roll
Mooooooo: i think we need to serve booze before song meetings :o)
huey`ette: yeah, booze would help
Kark: yes, lol
WonderW: ooh, I love that song anny
woz: is a flippy hippy and a bit tipey
Mooooooo: shake rattle and roll
Mooooooo: i said shake rattle and roll
Just_me: rock rock dont rock the boat
Mooooooo: epileptics rattle on the floor
WonderW: roll out the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun, roll out the barrel, so we don't send beat on the run
Mooooooo: until they slide right out the door
Mooooooo: lol
ROCK-: ol
Just_me: lol
WonderW: lol
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Mooooooo: i used to sing Def Leopards Pour some sugar on me to Sesame Street's C is for Cookie
WonderW: lol
anny1: bumper sticker epileptic are real movers and shakers
WonderW: C is for CP, I'm too good for it
ROCK-: we the king of the wtermlon crawl when we have a grn mal
WonderW: I like it, anny
woz: ok just give us some of your famous carrioke
Mooooooo: lol
Just_me: lol ROCK-
huey`ette: mysthenics do it droopy ???? :/
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anny1: haha huey
Mooooooo: gotta find my dictionary :o)
WonderW: hey Ray
Mooooooo: hi ray
WonderW: it's song lyric day
WonderW: we're making up songs
Ray-1: Hi, laura, daniel.
Mooooooo: so stay a play
Mooooooo: cuz nothings wrong
Ray-1: okay
huey`ette: and bupper stickers
ROCK-: are made for lickers
Mooooooo: lol
WonderW: you're where you belong, we chased all the ABs away
ROCK-: :)
Mooooooo: AB's will run
Mooooooo: run AB run
Mooooooo: to the theme of cows with guns
ROCK-: run forest run
WonderW: rofl
anny1: yea cuz they can mooooooo hehe
Mooooooo: lol
anny1: why does an AB run? cause he can
Just_me: i was dancing with my darling doing the curly shuffle of the floor
WonderW: lol
ROCK-: I'll have my hand held shocker when the cattle get ressless and moo
Just_me: lol anny1
WonderW: and then a feminist came and kicked me out the door
woz: my shrink is a think but i shrunk my shrink so my shrink thinks i is the one who got shrunk
Mooooooo: lol
Just_me: lol
woz: hehe anny the flip side to trazadone
anny1: anny needs no booze ., lol woz
Mooooooo: anny get your booze
WonderW: she said she hated men, she said she hated me, I said I was an equity feminist, now she CAN'T STAND ME
Mooooooo: anny get your pun?
Mooooooo: lol
anny1: lol
WonderW: lol, I like that
Ray-1: Good, laura.
Just_me: you ain't gimpy enough to take my man
WonderW: rofl, just
ROCK-: ouch
huey`ette: i got the mestinon blues, the run to the toilet blues
anny1: stand back i have a pun and not afraid to use it
WonderW: lol
Mooooooo: rofl
Just_me: lol
Mooooooo: i added that to my list
anny1: anny sings the tegretol blues
WonderW: lol
Just_me: go rest high on that gurney
WonderW: I know all about tegretol
Mooooooo: its better than regret ol
ROCK-: lol
ROCK-: good one
huey`ette: regret? whats that a new drug?
huey`ette: LOL
Mooooooo: regretol
Mooooooo: hansel and regretol
woz: elavill and mellaril will rock you but pepto bismall will fix you
anny1: hehe
woz: montazumas theim song
woz: theme
woz: whatever
huey`ette: LOL i know that song well
ROCK-: haha
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WonderW: tegretol : they said it tasted like cherry, it didn't you know, it tasted more like motor oil mixed with snow
Mooooooo: lol
Mooooooo: yellow snow?
WonderW: well, maybe not that bad
anny1: ewwwwww ewwwww it treeeeeeew
woz: dyslexia will flex you but licquor is guicker?
huey`ette: prednisone the most bitter pill to swallow will swell you all to hell!!!!
Mooooooo: lol
ROCK-: exlax should take care of that swelling
huey`ette: LOL not in my face!!
Ray-1: I don't take drugs. I'm waiting for them to develop that one simple pill that will knock out my CP.
woz: St vidas was a twitch until i got the itch
Mooooooo: valium?
woz: aint that a bixxx
Ray-1: Or tequila in pill form.
huey`ette: valium for mg is like crude oil to fish
WonderW: dyscalculia really makes you unable to tell 5 from 2, and adding , adding's even worser the answer is 18? no! the answer is CURSIVE!
ROCK-: thats byer sprin to me took 10 a day,and didn' feel sleepy
WonderW: WOW
ROCK-: MOM
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huey`ette: LOL
ROCK-: mama?
WonderW: wb ray
Just_me: wb
Just_me: what time is meeting and who is running it?
Ray-1: That was my CP acting up again. DARN!
Mooooooo: it starts 49 minutes ago
WonderW: if you want the wrong math quotient every time, call a dyscalculic, they'll do it just fine
Ray-1: The inmates are running it.
WonderW: this is the meeting, just
Just_me: ok
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WonderW: we decided that it was getting a little too serious, so we decided to make it delirious
Just_me: thats ok too
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anny1: ain't nobody her but us chickens, ain't nobody her at all
Mooooooo: because going so deep seemed very perilous
WonderW: lol
WonderW: is this being logged?
Mooooooo: yep
WonderW: ok
Kark: lol
huey`ette: LOL why re you afriad?
Kark: it will make a funny one
anny1: heart doner sings i left my heart in san francisco
Mooooooo: to log those to be flogged
Mooooooo: lol
WonderW: no, not at all, I have no fear of my true nature going down in history
WonderW: I'm a writer
Kark: nothing can be as bad as the list lately
ROCK-: name,rank.an serial number only
Kark: thats a good one anny
Mooooooo: I'm a writer, I'm a fighter, Im an over-biter
ROCK-: I'm a reader
WonderW: lol anny
ROCK-: go moooooooooooooooooo
WonderW: lol
Kark: stretch that over
WonderW: I sure do want to bite someone
Kark: lol
Mooooooo: lol
huey`ette: ouch..
ROCK-: where's frnkan louis when we need the
Kark: hope that aint me
Mooooooo: I'm a reader, but not a breeder, im a hemopliliac bleeder
Just_me: rofl
WonderW: nah, just remaining untrue to the stever miller song
WonderW: lol
WonderW: my blood comes out while on the run
ROCK-: hello mudda,hello fadda
woz: arthritus is a friend of mine he will floor you any time for a nickel or a dime fifteen cents for over time
Mooooooo: from the 70's...
WonderW: this is me, your spastic daughter
Mooooooo: i got a faulty pair of roller skates, and then got a brand new knee
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anny1: discalcula, dracula laura???
WonderW: lol, Daniel
WonderW: no, dyscalculia is my math learning disability, not well-known, but as common as dyslexia
ROCK-: we'll sing in the sunshine
ROCK-: 60's
WonderW: but I could just see a dyscalculic dracula
huey`ette: gotta go bye!
Just_me: got to go jeopardy is on
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Just_me: bye all
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ROCK-: during hurricane Adree
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ROCK-: poof
WonderW: sucking the life out of numbers on behalf of dyscalculics everywhere
woz: hugs all burger time
WonderW: ok
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ROCK-: woz is gone eat
WonderW: anyone have anymore or should we wrap up?
ROCK-: again
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ROCK-: your dime
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WonderW: it was fun, I'm glad we did it
ROCK-: yea:)))))))))
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WonderW: was a good change of pace
ROCK-: this is everyday talk for me:))
WonderW: yep...that was the plan
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ROCK-: WonderWfull
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WonderW: awww
ROCK-: you did great
WonderW: take care, guys, I'm glad you enjoyed it
Mooooooo: :o)
WonderW: thanks :)
anny: was fun
ROCK-: hey
WonderW: I thought so too
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